Oh my God…
I’ve recorded, uploaded and now take great pleasure in presenting to you another of my infamous voice recordings. I know it’s been a while since the last one, and I am sorry for the inconvenience, discomfort and stress that this must have caused. Now, howeer, you may rest fitfully in your beds once again, for it has been confirmed that my voice is both alive and well, thank you for asking.
If you’re still reading this [or even if you’re not], and haven’t been scared off by the above paragraph of complete and utter randomness [another word for beauty], I invite you in a non-stalker-like way to check out the latest instalment of what I’m affectionately calling LCast.
You can take a listen
if you’re so inclined. And if you’re not, listen to it anyway, because I want to feel popular. Please?
Until next time [sounds formal]