Right: I’m sorry, but I had to write this now; it’s important, OK? It is, I promise: I don’t lie about importance…
Can I have your attention please? Today, 24? November 2015, marks 30 days to Christmas Eve… So, I therefore announce the following:
Christmas begins TODAY! It’s time, guys, it’s time! It’s now perfectly acceptable to wish people a Merry Christmas, to wear reindeer antlers in Tesco, to listen to Christmas music… Oh, Christmas music, how I miss you for about ten months of the year.